KNIGHT STEPHEN FRY!
Sign the petition, if you love him as much as I do! OR. If you have no idea who he is [shaaame. SHAME!], sign it because you love meeee. And then go discover his greatness for yourself-
Your life will be much richer. [ps. added a video on this post, the delightful host is our adored Mr. Fry, and Bill Bailey is there... and he automatically makes everything better also.]

Ask me a question about each of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. Livejournal

No matter how rude or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.
[You don't have to post it at all. It just says that, so I copypasted.]
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I did not get that job, but am thankful that for once someone actually let me know. They used to always say "sorry, but no"... nowadays when you apply for jobs and aren't "suitable" or whatever they just leave you guessing.
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досведаня, цомраде Snow says:
How did you find this naked Flickr man?
Mary The Face ...AGAIN says:
Hahahaa he added my friend on flickr and she made a locked post in her LJ saying "I think I have found the weirdest guy in the world!!"
досведаня, цомраде Snow says:
Heh. I'm sure he has some redeeming features like... er...
Mary The Face ...AGAIN says:
AHAHAHAHAAHAH DON'T YOU MEAN "RECEEDING"?
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Her threats to "throw you out of the window right now, stupid bitch" and "dump all your stuff out in the street tomorrow. ALL OF IT", and her delusion that she has been some unending source of glimmering light throughout my whole life, to try and make me... I don't even know? What is this supposed to achieve?! XD [And tonight, as always when this happens, she goes into her bedroom and talksloudly to herself about how [enter untrue insults here] I am and then passes out drunk about 10 minutes later.]
They stopped being actually intimidating years ago and now it's just annoying. In the same way that during any conversation, be it about sandwiches or toilet paper or horoscopes or buses, her habit of somehow making everything about running down my dad, stopped upsetting me and is just an annoyance.

Oh, and this all started because I was moving my Ebay-selling things out of the hallway so nobody would trip over them in the night.
Yeeees. If I had left them and she tripped, I would have also got bolloxed. I realized long ago that there's no winning no matter what you do.

I must get away. For good. Quickish, quickish!

But, also, this:


:D :D :D :D